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Finally, an accurate job description.
Some dictionaries define "scientist" with words like "researcher" and "analyst." We prefer the truth: You give us caffeine, we’ll give you GOLD …. Oh ummm knowledge!

Perfect for anyone who survived grad school on coffee fumes, powered through late-night lab sessions, or explained their research while clutching their third cup of the day.
Unisex Tee.


The Formula:

  • 100% cotton construction
  • Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
  • Double-seamed durability


Available in Maroon, Black, Navy, Charcoal

Scientist, Funny Definition, Front & Back, Coffee

$24.95Price
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  • 14-Day Return Policy

    We want you to be delighted with your purchase. If you are not, we’re here to help.

    • You have 14 days from the delivery date to initiate a return.
    • To be eligible for a return, your item must be:
      • Unused, unaltered, and in the same condition that you received it.
      • In its original packaging.
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