Finally, an accurate job description.
Some dictionaries define "scientist" with words like "researcher" and "analyst." We prefer the truth: You give us caffeine, we’ll give you GOLD …. Oh ummm knowledge!

Perfect for anyone who survived grad school on coffee fumes, powered through late-night lab sessions, or explained their research while clutching their third cup of the day.
Unisex Tee.

The Data Sheet:
100% cotton construction
Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend
Double-seamed durability

Available in Maroon, Black, Forest Green, Dark Chocolate and more